We know how much you love these brave creatures which pay their devotion for your safety with their lives: The Arkuloids.
No, don't let sorrow overwhelm your mind, it is not the time to mourn, it is the time to be delighted!
Yes be delighted with us! And witness the birth of new Arkuloids*!
Stronger, smarter, faster, and most of all, even more devoted to your cause!
We have the honor to introduce:
The Explosive Arkuloids
These noble servants are ready to sacrifice their lives for you at any moment, literally at any moment!
The Rocket Arkuloids
Real trailblazers, these ones won't let you down!
The Glitched Arkuloids
Even if they can look unstable, be sure that you can count on this explosive's variant to restore balance!
We're not only celebrating the birth of new Arkuloids today, but a new victory in the fight against the constant terror which these so-called "Rebels" seek to propagate!
But let's not let these dark thoughts ruin our day, please be glad, citizens! Be delighted!
This was a message from the minister of Order and Peace.
*The visuals and names you can see on the videos are placeholders, and will change upon release.