We’ve been living in fear for too long, a fear engendered by these vicious criminals calling them-self « The Rebellion » and who, while pretending to bring the so-called « liberty », are committing the most terrible crimes : Thievery, Murder, Looting, Jazz Broadcasting.
But rejoice ! Today is a big day in the fight against the enemies of our people !
Our engineers, working day and night for the Glory of the Imperium, invented the T.A.R.D.I.S* (TActical Retreat and DIstract System) allowing any equipped Unit to move at very high speed on a short distance.
Watch right now our Testing Units try the last technological wonder for peacekeeping !
This was an official message of the Imperium Machina for the protection of Order and Peace.
*The use of T.A.R.D.I.S by any organic creature might provoke nausea, headaches or instantaneous death.
** No test unit was harmed during the making of this film.