Jokes :D

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Nonfaktor Posts: 26 Registration: 2014-06-02
Hey guys, I'm very bored at the moment and wanted to ask if anybody knows some good jokes
#1 2014-07-02
SkateurZeD Posts: 59 Registration: 2014-06-15 Popularity: 14
It's a guy who enter in a coffee, and sploush !

Hu.


Sorry about that...

Really.
#2 2014-07-02
Dr Malakov Posts: 641
Three guys,
NeoM, CodingMarmot and Reymantha survive to a plane crash on a desert island.

The natives capture them. They are really small, ant their shaman, who somehow speak english, explain them they will kill them and use their three skins to make canoes.

NeoM say no and try to fight them. He is slaughtered and the natives skin him in front of the two others.

CodingMarmot and Reymantha take this story now seriously.

CodingMarmot say he want a meatball marina sandwich from the subway down of his flat.
The shaman does a magic sign and make it appear.
CodingMarmot eat his sandwich, the natives slain him and skin him in front of Reymantha.

Reymantha ask for a fork (litle one, for eating).
They give him a fork.
Reymantha take the fork upside down, brandish it and shout :

" HERE IS YOUR CANOE ! "

Then he stab himself with the fork.

Then he dies.

I find it funny.
#3 2014-07-03
NeoM Posts: 1188 Registration: 2014-04-04
You are crazy!

But it made me laugh ;)
#4 2014-07-03
Komposten Posts: 199 Registration: 2014-06-02
Published By SkateurZeD2014-07-02 23:23:23It's a guy who enter in a coffee, and sploush !

Hu.


Sorry about that...

Really.
Haha, this made me laugh (and I still smile every time I read it)!
Reminds me of a friend's best joke (about a man entering a café). It wasn't a joke at all, but the way he said it always made me laugh.
#5 2014-07-03
kent Posts: 3 Registration: 2014-10-21
My friend went ice-fishing, came home with 40 pounds of ice.
His wife fried it up, and they both drowned ...
#6 2014-10-30
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